If you’re like us the first thing you do when you wake up is consult the stars to see what kind of day you’re about to have, We get it! You take care of you and let Maev consult the stars to equip you with your dog’s weekly horoscope. Here’s your dose of cosmic revelation for this crazy, crazy week...

Aries- March 21 – April 19

The Ram - because of Aries’ brave, tenacious ability to climb to the top of the mountain, no matter what.

You might understand instinctively, even if not rationally, that contained within the world’s chaos is the potential for action, for unimagined freedom. And though this will not take place overnight, please know you will run free soon enough.  Tuesday, when material Venus squares against status-conscious Saturn, be sure to exercise extra patience with humans during this clash of energy. Remember that your powers aren’t weakening, but rather growing ever stronger, ever brighter.

Taurus- April 20 – May 20

The Bull - because of their resilience and stubbornness! And, like a bull, they can be both frighteningly fierce or serenely gentle.

It can be comforting, sometimes, to imagine that you have more control over the world than you really do. This week, though, it might be better to accept just how little control you really have. This isn’t saying that you won’t regain control soon enough. You sparkle a little brighter on Wednesday when ruling Venus enters Taurus. Celebrate this by having a long nuzzle on the couch with your human.

Gemini-  May 21 – June 20

The Twins - because of their duality, versatility and ability to talk twice as fast and say twice as much as everyone else.

Just because you’re adaptable, that doesn’t mean you have to be willing to adapt to intolerable conditions, or to let go of everything you love. I know that these are challenging times but we have encountered challenges before and have made the best of them! On Wednesday, a retrograde Mercury creates a sextile with affectionate Venus. In any case, this is a beautiful day to make new friends.

Cancer- June 21 – July 22

The Crab - because they are secretive and guarded. A hard shell protects the soft flesh beneath (their extreme emotional sensitivity).

It might be time to slow down a little bit. You could get ahead of yourself and your emotions on Monday, as the ruling Moon waxes into her first quarter in excitable Gemini. If you find your mind leading you on tangents, pause for a moment of reflection. Go grab that toy and lead your human in a tug-o-war to release some of this pent-up energy. Rely on your human to get you through this.

Leo- July 23 – August 22

The Lion - because of their regal and noble personality, they love to lead and naturally protect those they perceive as being vulnerable.

You're in a confident mood at work starting Wednesday as Venus enters determined Taurus signifying a new sense of self - one that you should hold onto for the next trip to the dog park! Bark your truth, Leo!  Your life may feel strange and new, but it’s still yours. If you can fit this into your schedule, which I know you can, try to show the human some love.

Virgo- August 23 – September 22

The Virgin - because of their pure intentions, and their modest, conscientious nature. They’re often pictured holding a sheaf of wheat which symbolises the fertilisation of ideas / skills to benefit the world.

You’re taking time to yourself this week, Virgo, and nothing is wrong with that. You might be inclined to have some solo naps. Take this time to regain your sense of self. Sit with your feelings instead of trying to suppress them. Sometimes, dear Virgo, you have to go to bark it out.

Libra- September 23 – October 22

The Scales - because Librans are ALL about balance. Keeping everything on an even keel and behaving with fairness are their driving motivations.

You're feeling a little antsy, Libra. You could be keen to get the ball rolling to the park on Monday. Save this passion for the right moment, instead of barking out whatever comes to mind.  Keep in mind that the grass is always greener on the other side.  Mercury and Neptune will offer you the chance to relax. You need to recharge your batteries and take some time to reflect.

Scorpio- October 23 – November 21

The Scorpion - because Scorpios are kinda’ dangerous, a secretive creature which can poison its enemies if riled… beware!

This week, the world is going to ask you to be brave enough to trust in the future. It’s going to ask you to risk believing in the possibility of a park filled summer, trips to the beach and lazy hot nights. You can look forward to a somewhat tiring but constructive month.

Sagittarius-  November 22 – December 21

The Archer - because they aim high and true, love the outdoors and enjoy the thrill of the case.

Even in the midst of this chaos, you’re learning, expanding your wisdom, increasing your powers of knowing the world. But it’s important to give yourself a moment to stop and to rest and to assimilate all this new information. The circumstances of the last few days may have lowered your morale a bit, but you’re on the right track!

Capricorn- December 22 – January 19

The Goat - because they are a determined animal who rises up the path by taking advantage of every foothold. Always climbing.

You might be craving some alone time starting Wednesday as a routine-ruling Mercury retrograde makes his way into independent Aquarius. Explore new paths, try out new meals, and enjoy exploring new possibilities for your life- You are in remarkably good shape; your mind is sharp and you are practically glowing! All this will help you turn the wheel of fortune in your favor!

Aquarius - January 20 – February 18

The Water-Bearer - symbolically, the water represents truth, which Aquarians deliver freely and fairly to the world. A truth-sayer!

Turn your words into action on Monday when the routine-ruling Moon enters her first quarter in chatty Gemini - get into those convos. You might feel as though it's hard to make progress, so break up your to-do's! Hit up the living room window in the morning and the other window in the kitchen in the evening. Sometimes a change of scenery can help to change your perspective. You’ll find inner calm and serenity.

Pisces- February 19 – March 20

Two fishes tied to one another, swimming in opposite directions- because all Pisceans swim amidst shifting emotional currents, and are plagued by both conflicting desires and extremes of temperament.

Allow ideas to take their time forming in your mind during this tense period. You will find yourself at the park again (and hopefully soon.) Today's planetary energies are going to be stirring up everyone's emotions more than usual. This goes for everyone, dear Pisces. It’s important that you convey your go-with-the-flow nature; let this radiate!


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