If you’re like us the first thing you do when you wake up is consult the stars to see what kind of day you’re about to have, We get it! You take care of you and let Maev consult the stars to equip you with your dog’s weekly horoscope. Here’s your dose of cosmic revelation for this crazy, crazy week...

Aries- March 21 – April 19

The Ram - because of Aries’ brave, tenacious ability to climb to the top of the mountain, no matter what.

Stack those bones, Aries! A New Moon in your Taurus-ruled sector on Wednesday is listening to your intentions for freedom and everything else you need to feel secure. Pluto turns retrograde in your Capricorn career sector on Saturday, helping you reimagine power dynamics back at the park.

Taurus- April 20 – May 20

The Bull - because of their resilience and stubbornness! And, like a bull, they can be both frighteningly fierce or serenely gentle.

It’s your birthday, Taurus! Tell the Universe your birthday wishes on Wednesday under your annual New Moon in Taurus, so it can work overtime towards manifestation. On Saturday, Pluto will retrograde in your Capricorn-ruled wisdom sector, inspiring you to take what you’ve learned and make much-needed changes.

Gemini-  May 21 – June 20

The Twins - because of their duality, versatility and ability to talk twice as fast and say twice as much as everyone else.

You’re really feeling yourself this week, mostly the result of a budding relationship that’s boosting your confidence...perhaps a pooch you met on “that” walk. Get to know your new prospective pup on a deeper level. Play fun games like Hide The Bone to flirt your way up from casual to serious relationship status.

Cancer- June 21 – July 22

The Crab - because they are secretive and guarded. A hard shell protects the soft flesh beneath (their extreme emotional sensitivity).

You’re physically distanced, but not socially, Cancer! A New Moon in your Taurus-ruled friendship zone on Wednesday inspires you to think about ways to preserve connection when you can’t see your fav pups at the park! Take this time to remember that you’ll be back at the park soon enough and you might have a newly formed opinion of the pups you avoided previously.

Leo- July 23 – August 22

The Lion - because of their regal and noble personality, they love to lead and naturally protect those they perceive as being vulnerable.

What is your purpose, Leo? A New Moon in your Taurus-ruled career sector on Wednesday wants to manifest your desires for professional purposes. Dream big and fearlessly!  Move forward. Use your knowledge to expand yourself. Become a necessity. Howl on, you wonderful wolf!

Virgo- August 23 – September 22

The Virgin - because of their pure intentions, and their modest, conscientious nature. They’re often pictured holding a sheaf of wheat which symbolises the fertilisation of ideas / skills to benefit the world.

Sometimes doing right for the greater good isn’t what it looks like—especially knowing the ramifications of your choices. Before you sacrifice a stuffed toy, make sure it’s the right ethical movement for you to make. Try to make the familiar feel fresh again. A New Moon in your Taurus-ruled vision sector this Wednesday is listening to your intentions on how you can reinvent your perspective.

Libra- September 23 – October 22

The Scales - because Librans are ALL about balance. Keeping everything on an even keel and behaving with fairness are their driving motivations.

Before you tilt your scales and give your all to others, make sure your loving cup isn’t running on empty. Always focus on your needs first, then give freely to others.  A New Moon in your Taurus-ruled connection sector on Wednesday wants you to reimagine and apply your new relationship strategies while meeting new pooches on the street.

Scorpio- October 23 – November 21

The Scorpion - because Scorpios are kinda’ dangerous, a secretive creature which can poison its enemies if riled… beware!

A New Moon in your Taurus-ruled romance zone on Wednesday can change how you see connection. Pluto will retrograde into your Capricorn-ruled communication zone, motivating you to say what you mean and actively listen to others. Get in on your human’s zoom calls and house parties- It will hopefully help you feel closer to them.

Sagittarius-  November 22 – December 21

The Archer - because they aim high and true, love the outdoors and enjoy the thrill of the case.

Although you’re under self-quarantine, you need some fresh air to stimulate your mind. If you can go for a quick walk around the block, think of it as your therapy time to decompress and get your snout on straight. A New Moon in your Taurus-ruled wellness zone on Wednesday wants you to commit to forming healthy habits.

Capricorn- December 22 – January 19

The Goat - because they are a determined animal who rises up the path by taking advantage of every foothold. Always climbing.

The New Moon in Taurus on Wednesday inspires you to get confident about a creative project, entrepreneurial opportunity, or, well, basically anything. The sky’s the limit now — prepare yourself for the impossible to happen!

Aquarius - January 20 – February 18

The Water-Bearer - symbolically, the water represents truth, which Aquarians deliver freely and fairly to the world. A truth-sayer!

You’ve been twiddling your paws lately - The caveat is that you feel completely stuck at the moment. Before banging your head against the wall in frustration (figuratively, not literally), try adding a little change to your daily routine to inspire the transformation you need.

Pisces- February 19 – March 20

Two fishes tied to one another, swimming in opposite directions- because all Pisceans swim amidst shifting emotional currents, and are plagued by both conflicting desires and extremes of temperament.

A New Moon in Taurus on Wednesday inspires you to use your barks and listen carefully so you can negotiate what you need and listen to others. Pluto will retrograde into your Capricorn-ruled friendship zone on Saturday, inspiring sidewalk reunions as you reconnect with pups from your past and celebrate each other’s progress.


Want your dog’s personal horoscope for the week? Text ‘RETROGRADE’ to 29071 for a tailored consult of the cosmos