If you’re like us the first thing you do when you wake up is consult the stars to see what kind of day you’re about to have, We get it! You take care of you and let Maev consult the stars to equip you with your dog’s weekly horoscope. Here’s your dose of cosmic revelation for this crazy, crazy week...

Aries- March 21 – April 19

The Ram - because of Aries’ brave, tenacious ability to climb to the top of the mountain, no matter what.

Happy birthday Aries! The sun is lighting you up with extra energy and verve this month, so it's time to celebrate and look ahead. Plan out what kind of walks you’d like to have during this month, leaving room for spontaneity. Skills you’ve honed at the park this year are extra-useful now if you take on a more authoritative role; Sometimes you need to direct that human. It may take up more time, but there's a chance the human will be into this, so get the experience while it's possible and revisit the situation in July.

Taurus- April 20 – May 20

The Bull - because of their resilience and stubbornness! And, like a bull, they can be both frighteningly fierce or serenely gentle.

The sun lights up your zone of zen this month, so get spiritually active with some mindful movement—no time like the present to get that extra run in. This will support any stalls you're feeling during this turbulent period of the human being constantly home. You may be changing roles at home, stepping up for the human, or simply having the experience to be recognized as an authority. Now is the time to use that to your advantage. And if you brave your nerves in this area, it will pay off in the long term.

Gemini-  May 21 – June 20

The Twins - because of their duality, versatility and ability to talk twice as fast and say twice as much as everyone else.

It’s time to think outside of the dog house, Gemini. You’ll be spending time now dreaming up new possibilities for your life. You may notice that you’re more sensitive during right now, so pay close attention to all the information that you take in. You may be tempted to make a brash move today. Make sure that you’ve got all of the facts before jumping into the deep end. You’re ready to get back into the world starting Thursday, you’re missing your friends. Link up with your doggos at the park who support your dreams, and discuss your wildest ideas.

Cancer- June 21 – July 22

The Crab - because they are secretive and guarded. A hard shell protects the soft flesh beneath (their extreme emotional sensitivity).

Nurture your giving spirit, Cancer. Extend help to those who need it starting this week, your human might need that extra nuzzle. Try not to bite off more than you can chew on Monday. It can be tempting to push yourself and others during this period— it’s important that you hold back a little. Make sure you’re ready to bark with dogs who can help you succeed, and maintain a cool head. Assess the balance between your personal and park-fessional lives on Friday, as Mars creates a conjunction with wellness-minded Jupiter. You’re ready to take on any challenge.

Leo- July 23 – August 22

The Lion - because of their regal and noble personality, they love to lead and naturally protect those they perceive as being vulnerable.

This month, the sun lights up your exploration zone and while dog parks are looking less likely right now, it doesn't mean you don't have the urge to expand your horizons and your mind. Try to get the human to think of you when hitting the new film on Netflix, (perhaps “Homeward Bound” is in store for you), and lose yourself in the adventures of Chance and Shadow. Your relationship sector is set to a more serious tone until July. Get clear on where you stand in your dog-on-dogs so you're on the same page with planning.

Virgo- August 23 – September 22

The Virgin - because of their pure intentions, and their modest, conscientious nature. They’re often pictured holding a sheaf of wheat which symbolises the fertilisation of ideas / skills to benefit the world.

Check-in with your inner detective, Virgo. You may be surprised by the secrets you uncover on Monday. Those treats weren’t just hidden - they were blatantly hidden. Thursday is a perfect day to enjoy relaxing with friends. Check out your favorite outdoor hangout spot as temperatures rise. The Sun lights up your 8th house of transformation, mystery, and dramatic change starting Thursday, encouraging you to step out of your comfort zone and make friends with that dog you’ve been avoiding on walks. On Saturday, pleasure-seeking Saturn moves into independent Aquarius. Schedule a little you-time.

Libra- September 23 – October 22

The Scales - because Librans are ALL about balance. Keeping everything on an even keel and behaving with fairness are their driving motivations.

Your relationship zone is lit as it plays host to the sun over the next month. A new dog may catch your eye, or you might see your human in a dynamic new light. Whatever the case, it's time to hit refresh and breathe some spring energy into your dog park meetings—especially during this tricky time of social distancing. If you've been dabbling in any creative pursuits or new hobbies, perhaps it's time to take them more seriously—time is yours to use. Take the pragmatic approach rather than giving it up or limiting yourself.

Scorpio- October 23 – November 21

 The Scorpion - because Scorpios are kinda’ dangerous, a secretive creature which can poison its enemies if riled… beware!

It’s time to go after your desires, Scorpio. During this confusing time, your human is prone to act within the new rules that have just now been developed, so act accordingly and try to acclimate. The Sun brightens your 6th house of health, order, and service on Thursday, helping you to create better habits for yourself. Use this energy to help create a schedule that supports your physical well-being i.e. get that human off of the couch! On Friday, make realistic moves to improve your and your humans’ downtime.

Sagittarius-  November 22 – December 21

The Archer - because they aim high and true, love the outdoors and enjoy the thrill of the case.

Set your romance thermostat to sweltering as the sun burns out the winter chill in your romance zone for the next month. Who is that new good girl/good boy on your block? Streamline your daily duties with some non-negotiable boundaries, especially if you have extra time away from the park. If you're into creative arts, this is the time to use your skills in a new area. Sometimes the most innovative outcomes are by using what you already know and adding it to a new medium. So what, you can’t go to the park this week? Spend time creating a new bond with your human.


Capricorn- December 22 – January 19

The Goat - because they are a determined animal who rises up the path by taking advantage of every foothold. Always climbing.

Your ruling planet has moved into your toy zone suggesting you focus on your hiding places before July. No need to permanently put a hold on your chew toys, but try to focus on what you need—especially if it's an investment in something that will last. The sun is lighting up your family sector so expect some new developments on the home front. I think you know what I’m saying here, Cap. Your human is going to be home more so get the hugs in while you can.

Aquarius - January 20 – February 18

The Water-Bearer - symbolically, the water represents truth, which Aquarians deliver freely and fairly to the world. A truth-sayer!

Does it feel difficult to get your schedule in order, Aquarius? Have patience with yourself, and your human by evolving your time management skills and experimenting with habits that support your and your human’s well-being. This Thursday, connect your inner self to those you love. Don’t be afraid to be vulnerable. Invest time into new relationships starting this week. Communication, thought, and, community will be forefront now. It’s easier for you to make yourself understood to others right now. Have faith in yourself because when you do, there’s nothing that you can’t accomplish.

Pisces- February 19 – March 20

Two fishes tied to one another, swimming in opposite directions- because all Pisceans swim amidst shifting emotional currents, and are plagued by both conflicting desires and extremes of temperament.

It’s time for you to get comfortable in your skin, Pisces. Walk on the right side of your human. Let your star shine bright starting Monday and remember to be affectionate. Also on Monday, you might feel pressure to move forward but it might be better to wait and let your next big idea bake a little bit longer. Spend time nudging your human to make the best of your time together now. On Friday, material Mars forms a conjunction with  Jupiter. Act with intention during this favorable transit: Bark for what you want. If you want to GO GET IT then DO IT! 


Want your dog’s personal horoscope for the week? Text ‘RETROGRADE’ to 29071 for a tailored consult of the cosmos