If you’re like us the first thing you do when you wake up is consult the stars to see what kind of day you’re about to have, We get it! You take care of you and let Maev consult the stars to equip you with your dog’s weekly horoscope. Here’s your dose of cosmic revelation this week...

Aries- March 21 – April 19

The Ram - because of Aries’ brave, tenacious ability to climb to the top of the mountain, no matter what.

Keeping yourself energized will be of paramount importance this week. It’s all too easy for you to become lazy. If lazy feels like an offensive term then consider “easy-going” instead. This can be a good thing. At the same time, it can mean that you begin to lose sight of your goals, values and ambitions of which you have many, especially being a fiery and cardinal sign. Aries is a sign of adventure so you will be driven to explore every single new dog and dog park you encounter. This is good for your soul so do not ignore the call of your heart. The wilder you can live, the faster you can run.

Taurus- April 20 – May 20

The Bull - because of their resilience and stubbornness! And, like a bull, they can be both frighteningly fierce or serenely gentle.

This is a week for thinking through your bone-deep desires, especially about wealth and abundance. On the surface, your desires might seem simple — physical comfort and beautiful things — but if you dig deeper this week, you might discover that what you’re really looking for is far less tangible than that. There are many wonderful things about your style of serenity, but you need to be a tad more proactive to benefit fully.

Gemini-  May 21 – June 20

The Twins - because of their duality, versatility and ability to talk twice as fast and say twice as much as everyone else.

You are a lightning-fast thinker, a powerful wit and able to spin others in circles should you so choose - sspecially with your creativity and innovation. Dogs at the park and ones that you encounter while on your walks will turn to you for your brilliant ideas. You’re a natural leader. Avoid rumination and anxiety and you will thrive. Have your thoughts in order so that you can take wild risks without becoming lost.

Cancer- June 21 – July 22

The Crab - because they are secretive and guarded. A hard shell protects the soft flesh beneath (their extreme emotional sensitivity).

This is a very lucky period for you, which should encourage you to push out into the park and seek out your dreams. You have great intuition on your walks and a way of feeling things out which helps you to make empowered decisions. The dogs at the park trust you and will want to follow you. You understand the importance of wielding your power in positive ways now and this will play an important part in the next stage of your development. Don’t drop the ball. 

Leo- July 23 – August 22

The Lion - because of their regal and noble personality, they love to lead and naturally protect those they perceive as being vulnerable.

Leo, you adore having a partner in crime at the park. You are simply one of those signs that work better when you have a teammate. Yes, you like to be the leader, but you adore having a right-hand pooch. This dynamic works well for you. This week your PIC will be immensely supportive of you and help you in all your endeavors. Ensure that you also give them the same courtesy back. At home, you enjoy a stable environment and you should keep this going so that you can enjoy more QT with your human. 

Virgo- August 23 – September 22

The Virgin - because of their pure intentions, and their modest, conscientious nature. They’re often pictured holding a sheaf of wheat which symbolises the fertilisation of ideas / skills to benefit the world.

When you don’t bark your truth, you risk being misunderstood. This can especially impact your park time. Where in your park life are you not showing up as your true self, and how can you begin to change that? Are you connected to what makes you feel good and lights you up in life? Those bones are not going to bury themselves!  Once you understand this for yourself you can begin changing your relationships for the better and avoid any quarrels or a nagging sense of discomfort which can plague you otherwise. Try to sharpen your focus this week so that you can perform at your best.

Libra- September 23 – October 22

The Scales - because Librans are ALL about balance. Keeping everything on an even keel and behaving with fairness are their driving motivations.

When others dislike us and there is no behavioral cause, it is often because we reflect something back to them which they have cut off from in themselves. You represent charismatic confidence, a strong sense of justice and ease and fun. Others who take the somber path wish they could be more like you. This can make them envious and in extreme cases, cause them to hope that you don’t get to play with that ball at all. How can you protect yourself from this without changing yourself? Well, you can decide to focus exclusively on your own path. When a park dog dislikes you in this way, it usually means that you are doing something right. Use it as fuel for your fire.

Scorpio- October 23 – November 21

 The Scorpion - because Scorpios are kinda’ dangerous, a secretive creature which can poison its enemies if riled… beware!

Love can be the Achilles Heel for a Scorpio native. Although perceptive and intuitive, sometimes your boundaries can be blurred and you can let others have the stick too soon. Equally, you can be protected and buffered and make it very difficult for others to know you like those times when you bury the stick so fast that not even you had the chance to play with it. There has to be some balance, some middle way and indeed there is. What if you decided that trust, loyalty and respect could be earned and that you could retract them at any time if someone crosses your boundaries? 

Sagittarius-  November 22 – December 21

The Archer - because they aim high and true, love the outdoors and enjoy the thrill of the case.

There will always be dogs telling you that your effect, your bark, your whole being is wrong for this moment.  You truly believe that you can make the park a better place for all dogs and humans. But this week, it’s okay to INSIST that there’s room to be loving. There’s room to be silly. There’s room to run and jump, even while you do the work of surviving. This week, it’s okay to be bright, to cast your light around you, to illuminate the way.


Capricorn- December 22 – January 19

The Goat - because they are a determined animal who rises up the path by taking advantage of every foothold. Always climbing.

You are poised and ready to get things going, rocking and rolling. When you feel this level of enthusiasm, you are really able to get things done and you become a powerhouse. Other dogs at the park might stare at you in awe, shocked at what you are able to accomplish- oh you wanted that ball and you went after it. It’s shocking to see you in action for a few signs are as electrifying as you once you are on a mission. What is your vision? Once you know, you will get there. It’s inevitable.

Aquarius - January 20 – February 18

The Water-Bearer - symbolically, the water represents truth, which Aquarians deliver freely and fairly to the world. A truth-sayer!

For you, this week is all about making new friends at the park or on that walk. Your ideal new pal is one who can react well to your eccentricity, flexibility, and rebelliousness- You aren’t one for convention and rules; If you want to lead that walk- leash in mouth- you’re going to. You’ll always find a way to break away from the ‘traditional’ way of doing things, sometimes purely for the shock value. Try to feel very optimistic about your love life on your walk today. Look and feel your best. 

Pisces- February 19 – March 20

Two fishes tied to one another, swimming in opposite directions- because all Pisceans swim amidst shifting emotional currents, and are plagued by both conflicting desires and extremes of temperament.

It’s a week for living with the certainty that you cannot survive on your own - you can only survive only alongside other dogs and humans. This is a week for turning away from burying those bones and turning towards the dogs striving to dig with you. That’s hard for you because as a water sign you like to move and flow. You don’t really like to be contained because you become stagnant. Your acts of generosity will echo, they’ll resonate, they’ll come back to you in sweet, surprising ways.


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